a job out of college. I've been here
seven years
sliding bottles over the scanner.
I majored in Hospital Administration, but you know
(I'm fat & my hair's oily & nobody wants me
sucking on a cigarette in a hospital bathroom.)
So, I found Binny's. It's all good, except for
the holidays. You'll get your diploma
and come back to us, I can tell, I see
a lot of me in you. Isn't that a gray hair?
I'll watch your register if you want to
pull it out. Hell, I'd do it, but you know
I have Dorito dust on my fingers, plus
I guess you're the type that wants to stand
at the bathroom mirror, damn fluorescent lights,
and get yourself
all pissy and worked up about it.
Relax.
